Victorian Eviction Notice Get Well Card, Worm Parasite Humor Greeting Card
$12.00
A formal notice for the most unwelcome of guests.
This absurdly official get well card features an ornate Victorian-style eviction notice issued to “all worms, vapors, parasites, and internal nuisances.” A tiny bailiff frog serves legal papers to a horrified worm, complete with a wax seal, archival border, courtly flourishes, and the full weight of imaginary sanitary law.
Perfect for anyone recovering from illness, doing a cleanse, battling “internal nuisances,” or simply needing a strange little laugh while they heal.
Front text: NOTICE OF EVICTION Issued to all worms, vapors, parasites, and internal nuisances.
Inside message: Wishing you a clean sweep and a quick recovery.
Great for: Get well wishes, parasite cleanse jokes, deworming humor, herbalist friends, naturopathic wellness people, frog lovers, weird greeting card collectors, and anyone who appreciates Victorian bureaucracy applied to the body.
Details — Greeting card featuring original Etherfolk artwork — Victorian legal certificate-inspired illustration — Ornate archival border, wax seal, and humorous court scene — Inside message included — Includes envelope — Printed on quality cardstock
A dignified decree for total internal restoration.
A formal notice for the most unwelcome of guests.
This absurdly official get well card features an ornate Victorian-style eviction notice issued to “all worms, vapors, parasites, and internal nuisances.” A tiny bailiff frog serves legal papers to a horrified worm, complete with a wax seal, archival border, courtly flourishes, and the full weight of imaginary sanitary law.
Perfect for anyone recovering from illness, doing a cleanse, battling “internal nuisances,” or simply needing a strange little laugh while they heal.
Front text: NOTICE OF EVICTION Issued to all worms, vapors, parasites, and internal nuisances.
Inside message: Wishing you a clean sweep and a quick recovery.
Great for: Get well wishes, parasite cleanse jokes, deworming humor, herbalist friends, naturopathic wellness people, frog lovers, weird greeting card collectors, and anyone who appreciates Victorian bureaucracy applied to the body.
Details — Greeting card featuring original Etherfolk artwork — Victorian legal certificate-inspired illustration — Ornate archival border, wax seal, and humorous court scene — Inside message included — Includes envelope — Printed on quality cardstock
A dignified decree for total internal restoration.
