Greeting card — Victorian apothecary design with botanical tinctures, worms being expelled, and ornate borders on cream backg
Greeting card — Victorian apothecary botanical details with wormwood tinctures and parasitic worms — vintage engraving — Ethe
Greeting card displayed on vintage apothecary shelf with botanical remedies and parasites—alternative history humor—Etherfolk
Greeting card — Reverse angle showing ornate apothecary borders and botanical parasite removal design — hidden history, vinta

Please Vacate The Premises: Parasite Get Well Card

$11.00
A polite but firm request for all unwanted guests to leave immediately.

This funny get well card features a Victorian apothecary-style scene with herbal tinctures, botanical details, an open doorway, and tiny worm-like nuisances being escorted out with great urgency. It feels like an old medicinal notice crossed with a very official household announcement.

Front text:
PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES

The design includes wormwood tincture, black walnut extract, clove buds, garlic, apothecary bottles, ornate borders, and a bright exit for all unwelcome visitors.

Perfect for anyone recovering from illness, doing a cleanse, fighting off internal nuisances, or needing a get well card that is strange, beautiful, and very specific.

Great for:
Get well wishes, parasite cleanse jokes, deworming humor, herbalists, naturopathic friends, wellness weirdos, apothecary lovers, and anyone who appreciates deeply absurd encouragement.

Details
— Greeting card featuring original Etherfolk artwork
— Victorian apothecary / folk remedy-inspired illustration
— Front text: “Please Vacate the Premises”
— Includes envelope
— Printed on quality cardstock

Unwanted guests will be escorted out. Thank you for your cooperation.
A polite but firm request for all unwanted guests to leave immediately.

This funny get well card features a Victorian apothecary-style scene with herbal tinctures, botanical details, an open doorway, and tiny worm-like nuisances being escorted out with great urgency. It feels like an old medicinal notice crossed with a very official household announcement.

Front text:
PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES

The design includes wormwood tincture, black walnut extract, clove buds, garlic, apothecary bottles, ornate borders, and a bright exit for all unwelcome visitors.

Perfect for anyone recovering from illness, doing a cleanse, fighting off internal nuisances, or needing a get well card that is strange, beautiful, and very specific.

Great for:
Get well wishes, parasite cleanse jokes, deworming humor, herbalists, naturopathic friends, wellness weirdos, apothecary lovers, and anyone who appreciates deeply absurd encouragement.

Details
— Greeting card featuring original Etherfolk artwork
— Victorian apothecary / folk remedy-inspired illustration
— Front text: “Please Vacate the Premises”
— Includes envelope
— Printed on quality cardstock

Unwanted guests will be escorted out. Thank you for your cooperation.