World's Greatest Flat Earth Dad Card: Certified Researcher & True Map Keeper, Vintage Broadside Father's Day Card
$12.00
World's Greatest Dad — officially, ceremonially, and irrefutably certified.
This bold vintage broadside Father's Day card was made for the dad who has earned every title on it. Rendered in the style of a 19th century Victorian proclamation — magnificent layered display typography, decorative vignette illustrations filling the margins, the full weight of official ceremony behind every word — it declares what the family has known for years:
Certified Flat Earth Researcher. Ice Wall Expeditioner. Globe Myth Debunker. Keeper of the True Map. World's Greatest Dad.
The kind of card that gets pinned to the wall. Photographed. Shared. Kept. Because Dad deserves a citation that actually means something — issued not by institutions that have been wrong about the shape of the world for centuries, but by the people who know him best.
What's included: — Single card — Matching white envelope — Size: 4" x 7" — Printed on premium 16pt matte cardstock — Inside printed as shown — Ships flat in a rigid mailer
Part of the Etherfolk artisan stationery collection — where every card is beautiful enough that no one needs to know the inspiration. Though in this case, Dad already knows.
World's Greatest Dad — officially, ceremonially, and irrefutably certified.
This bold vintage broadside Father's Day card was made for the dad who has earned every title on it. Rendered in the style of a 19th century Victorian proclamation — magnificent layered display typography, decorative vignette illustrations filling the margins, the full weight of official ceremony behind every word — it declares what the family has known for years:
Certified Flat Earth Researcher. Ice Wall Expeditioner. Globe Myth Debunker. Keeper of the True Map. World's Greatest Dad.
The kind of card that gets pinned to the wall. Photographed. Shared. Kept. Because Dad deserves a citation that actually means something — issued not by institutions that have been wrong about the shape of the world for centuries, but by the people who know him best.
What's included: — Single card — Matching white envelope — Size: 4" x 7" — Printed on premium 16pt matte cardstock — Inside printed as shown — Ships flat in a rigid mailer
Part of the Etherfolk artisan stationery collection — where every card is beautiful enough that no one needs to know the inspiration. Though in this case, Dad already knows.
