No Quarter For Worms Get Well Card, Funny Parasite Cleanse, Herbal Battle Greeting Card, Weird Illness, Apothecary Humor
$12.00
A tiny herbal army has entered the field.
This funny get well card features a medieval-style battle scene where warrior herbs, garlic, clove, pumpkin seed, black walnut, and wormwood march against a fleeing army of horrified worms. Dramatic, absurd, and strangely encouraging, it is perfect for anyone recovering from illness, doing a cleanse, or needing a card that says “feel better” with a little more force.
Front text: NO QUARTER FOR WORMS
The illustration has the feel of a vintage herbal broadside: ornate botanical framing, old-world typography, medicinal ingredients, brave little plant warriors, and worms who clearly know their time is up.
Great for: Get well wishes, parasite cleanse jokes, deworming humor, herbalists, naturopathic friends, weird wellness people, medieval art lovers, and anyone who appreciates deeply specific encouragement.
Details — Greeting card featuring original Etherfolk artwork — Vintage herbal battle / medieval broadside-inspired illustration — Front text: “No Quarter for Worms” — Includes envelope — Printed on quality cardstock
A battle cry for internal restoration.
A tiny herbal army has entered the field.
This funny get well card features a medieval-style battle scene where warrior herbs, garlic, clove, pumpkin seed, black walnut, and wormwood march against a fleeing army of horrified worms. Dramatic, absurd, and strangely encouraging, it is perfect for anyone recovering from illness, doing a cleanse, or needing a card that says “feel better” with a little more force.
Front text: NO QUARTER FOR WORMS
The illustration has the feel of a vintage herbal broadside: ornate botanical framing, old-world typography, medicinal ingredients, brave little plant warriors, and worms who clearly know their time is up.
Great for: Get well wishes, parasite cleanse jokes, deworming humor, herbalists, naturopathic friends, weird wellness people, medieval art lovers, and anyone who appreciates deeply specific encouragement.
Details — Greeting card featuring original Etherfolk artwork — Vintage herbal battle / medieval broadside-inspired illustration — Front text: “No Quarter for Worms” — Includes envelope — Printed on quality cardstock
