An Internal Purge Get Well Card, Funny Parasite Cleanse Card, Weird Illness Greeting Card, Medieval Body Map Card, Apothecary Humor
$12.00
A ceremonial decree for restoring order within.
This strange and beautiful get well card features an old-world anatomical map of the body imagined as a tiny kingdom, complete with organs as provinces, rivers and roads through the realm, and internal nuisances being expelled through the gates. It is equal parts medieval medical chart, folk remedy broadside, and absurdly official encouragement.
Front text: AN INTERNAL PURGE OF GREAT IMPORTANCE
The illustration has a richly archival feel, with ornate borders, medicinal symbols, labeled regions of the inner realm, fleeing worms and vapors, and the solemn promise that order may soon be restored.
Perfect for anyone recovering from illness, doing a cleanse, battling digestive chaos, or needing a get well card with a dramatic sense of internal bureaucracy.
Great for: Get well wishes, parasite cleanse jokes, deworming humor, digestive illness humor, herbalists, naturopathic friends, weird wellness people, medieval art lovers, and anyone who appreciates deeply specific encouragement.
Details — Greeting card featuring original Etherfolk artwork — Medieval anatomical map / apothecary broadside-inspired illustration — Front text: “An Internal Purge of Great Importance” — Includes envelope — Printed on quality cardstock
May order be restored to the realm.
A ceremonial decree for restoring order within.
This strange and beautiful get well card features an old-world anatomical map of the body imagined as a tiny kingdom, complete with organs as provinces, rivers and roads through the realm, and internal nuisances being expelled through the gates. It is equal parts medieval medical chart, folk remedy broadside, and absurdly official encouragement.
Front text: AN INTERNAL PURGE OF GREAT IMPORTANCE
The illustration has a richly archival feel, with ornate borders, medicinal symbols, labeled regions of the inner realm, fleeing worms and vapors, and the solemn promise that order may soon be restored.
Perfect for anyone recovering from illness, doing a cleanse, battling digestive chaos, or needing a get well card with a dramatic sense of internal bureaucracy.
Great for: Get well wishes, parasite cleanse jokes, deworming humor, digestive illness humor, herbalists, naturopathic friends, weird wellness people, medieval art lovers, and anyone who appreciates deeply specific encouragement.
Details — Greeting card featuring original Etherfolk artwork — Medieval anatomical map / apothecary broadside-inspired illustration — Front text: “An Internal Purge of Great Importance” — Includes envelope — Printed on quality cardstock
